For the sake of keeping my nomination–both for President, and the lovely Divine Caroline Awards–on the up and up, I would just like to add this disclaimer: Whoring is naughty and I do not condone it.
It’s right up there with not sharing your toys, stealing people’s lunches, planning attacks on your neighbor’s weeds, and eating other people’s pretzel necklaces. It’s a dead-end road people. Dead. End. Road.
So please remember: Don’t be a fool–stay in school. And “just say no” to whoring.
Related Posts:
Whoring Myself Out
This One Time, At Beer Fest
I’ve Been Tagged!
I like whoring. I can not help it. I’m addicted to it.
Twitterpated–I’ll see you in Whores Anonymous, LOL!
I beat you, D.
Dawn
Awww…I beat you too, Dawn! <3
Just catching up after a weekend away from blogging. Way to protect your run for the Presidency. Off to vote for you
I love whoring. I’ve been whoring you, The Pres House and Frogman out for years. I refuse treatment.
Gaw I love that weed post — CLASSIC.
Gotcha ;o)
You should do stand up, really.
You’ve been tagged!
http://loriandjim1.blogspot.com/2008/09/ive-been-tagged.html
michelle m–OMG, talk about a throw back! Did you get married at the Pres House and use Frogman, too?? I loved them both! š
Half–what the hell are you talking about?? LOL! “Weed post??” :unsure Don’t you know you should not blog while high? It’s right up there with whoring, lol!
Lol…I am whoring myself right now just by saying…I was so apart of that conversation. Forever your whore,
B
LOL Beth! Yep–this post originated in your fabulous new kitchen!! =)