Poop Quiz: Multiple Choice
Fill in the blank:
After the major poop explosion my daughter just had, I may never _______ again.
a) Eat
b) Stop washing my hands
c) Take a bath
d) Touch her “Home Grown with Love” onesie (a.k.a. the victim)
e) Have more children
You can choose your best answer because all of the above instantly ran through my mind.
10 comments:
Lol! For little babies to do something so traumatic they just never stop being so cute!
Ever had it happen in the car seat?? Oh yeah that's memorable especially when you open the car door and it's actually running through the car seat down the car door - It's possible and so fantastic...
Lol! This is me! I always feel like I can never wash my hands enough.
Our little one pooped in the tub the other night. Yuck!
jbhat
It sounds like we had the exact same evening!
LMAO!!! Sorry, I know you won't want to hear this but, my daughter never had any poop come outside of her diaper EVER. Had a couple of five wipie incidents but that is it.
I firmly believe God will only give you what you can handle and knew I could deal. hee hee hee. :)
If it is any consolation she is now 12 going on 30 and driving me nuts.
Nooo, not the home grown with love onesie!!!! We have that too, I think. From Target?
Explosive baby poop is one of the scariest things I can imagine as a non-mom. I may have gagged just thinking about this.
Oh the joys...sounds like many can relate.
@Anonymous--No, I've never had it happen in a carseat, thank God!
@jbhat--Oh yeah, the tub poo...I'm just waiting for that red letter day.
@Jill--Has your daughter ever had the stomach flu? That's what we were dealing with with Kate and we quickly realized all bets were off. BLECH!
@Jessica--YES, from Target, lol!
@Meg--It's all good. I've got a baby wipe handy if you need it. ;)
Sweetie, don't hate me, but Alex did not throw up until she was almost 4 for the first time. We had her get the rotovirus vaccine (she was born in 1998) and it was a 3 shot series. Dave and I had a major stomach bug and she did not get it! Again, I call the God only gives you what you can handle card. It's so true in my case. Here's hoping Kate is feeling much better and continues to recover nicely from her surgery. :)
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