9 Things You Need In Winter

1. A full tank of gas.
2. A cross made out of popscicle sticks, stolen from a nursing home.
3. A laundry basket full of dirty clothes.
4. A 5th Avenue candy bar.
5. The Amish
6. One Clydesdale horse.
7. A shovel.
8. A vacation!

9. Alcohol. Any will do.
To properly thank your neighbor in the following situation:

Your husband (a.k.a. the person who shovels the driveway) is out of town.
You're at work, watching painfully as it snows 8" in handful of hours.
You drive home almost hoping to get stuck in a snow bank so you don't have to spend the entire evening shoveling.
You turn into your street to find your driveway clean as a whistle because your neighbor has so graciously snow-blowed it out for you.

Now that is a good neighbor who deserves some good booze!

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