I received this as an email forward from my friend Jill and thought it was too good not to share. Enjoy!
What Do You Do All Day??
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife’s car was open, and so was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over
the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”
“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.
She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”
that is awesome!! I have a few people i can share that with.
Love it.
Wow Thanks for posting. This very morning I was having this discussion with my husband! HAHA! I’m going to share this with my readers and link back to you!
AMEN!
Hilarious!
Haha this is great!
Oh my gosh! Yes! This is my life! Totally sharing this with friends! Thanks for posting!
I don’t have kids, but I would love to not do all the house work for a week so JEGs could really see how much I do all day.
Thanks for sharing D.
LB
That’s hilarious!!!
Love this!!! Sharing it with my husband
Very cute!
I love this!
That is HILARIOUS. Thanks for sharing.
Emailing this to my husband, right now!
That was such a cute story!
I am visiting from Mommy Needs Coffee! Too cute, love the blog. I need to try that one day.
Mud Pies For Mommy
http://mudpiesformommy.blogspot.com
I am a new follower now too!
That’s awesome, thanks for posting! I’m also totally loving your layered look!
Loved it! So, so true!!!
Off to email this to the hubs. Thanks!
Cute story! The sad part is that after she’s proved her point, if any of it is to be done, she will be the one that has to do it!
hahaha.
that made my day.
great great story!
xoxo,
LenkaLovee