…you get up and go to the bathroom, and have to pee again before you can even sit back down.

December 7-13 Now that I’m at 36 weeks, my prenatal appointments become weekly–yet another sign that our due date is right around the corner! We saw a new nurse at the beginning of this appointment and she had trouble finding the baby’s heart rate. She had the little heart rate machine on and kept running

My 35 week baby bump picture looked more like a mug shot than a belly shot, so I decided to turn it into “pop art”: Much more interesting!

All throughout this pregnancy when people ask, “When are you due?” I reply, “January 4th.” It’s become an automatic response–one I give without even thinking about it: January 4th. January 4th. January 4th. Well a couple of weeks ago someone asked me, “How much longer do you have left?” I was about to spit out

Do you see that?? Let’s go in for a closer look, shall we? It’s dust. On my wine bottles. Pack your parkas sinners, because hell has officially frozen over.