4 Things You Need In Winter

1. A full tank of gas.
2. A cross made out of popscicle sticks, stolen from a nursing home.
3. A laundry basket full of dirty clothes.

4. A 5th Avenue candy bar.
When trekking through aforementioned thigh-deep snow in the dark of the night (see #2 & #3), no one can blame you for taking a little stumble or two. And when you get back to your car after all that trekking and stumbling, you may discover that your car keys–which were once in your coat pocket–are now missing. When it dawns on you they must be buried somewhere in the sea of snow you’ve just trailblazed…and you’re now locked out of your car…and will need to call the police–trust me on this–after all that, a 5th Avenue candy bar never tasted so good.

And that’s all I’m going to say about that night–the rest is between me, my friend Crystal (my accomplice), and our popscicle cross!

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