I’m usually a pretty courteous driver, but I’ve noticed lately that my level of courteousness can be easily influenced by the bumper sticker on the vehicle in question. Something like this, for example, would make me laugh and I’d gladly let you into my lane with the appropriate use of your turn signal. But something
Humiliation
Needles Make Me Nauseous
A few years ago I was at my doctor’s office for a yearly physical. She gave me a clean bill of health and was about to send me on my way when she suddenly stopped and asked, “How old are you?” “Twenty-four,” I said. “Oh, okay,” she replied. “We have patients get their cholesteral levels
Needless To Say
The phrase “needless to say” annoys me. Example: Last weekend we did x, y, and z. Needless to say, we’ve been busy. If something is really “needless to say” then why say it? And if you’re going to say it, then why preface it with “needless to say”? Can anyone unlock this mystery for me?
Would You Rather Wednesday
Our local radio station has “Would You Rather Wednesday” where they ask 2 questions, and you have to chose one or the other. I’m posing this morning’s question to all of you! Would you rather: NEVER be able to use the internet EVER AGAIN? -or- Lose an eye and have to wear an eye patch
Starbucks & I Are On a Break
I’m at a point in my life right now where Starbucks just can’t give me what I need. We had a long, hot, steamy, whip-creamy affair last fall and winter–but now its spring. A time when I tend to give up hot caffeinated beverages, opting instead for things like lemonade and margaritas…and more margaritas. So
Finger Food
I think it’s rude to touch food that you’re not going to eat. …which is why I had to eat the entire row of cookies I just “accidentally” fingered in the office kitchen.